She Turned Me into a (Catholic) Newt

In the interest of keeping some semblance of privacy, I won't tell you which child was listening to the radio and understanding way too much in 1994...

But when that child was in the bath tub too long, I suggested he might turn into a newt. He responded, "You mean, when Newt Gingrich was a little boy he liked to take long baths, too?"

I hadn't thought about that exchange in a while, but was reminded of it when I heard Newt was turning into a Catholic. Well!